Live on Robinhood Chain
Small wallets eat first.
SHREW is a memecoin with a metabolism. Trading fees collect in the nest, and every 12 hours the smallest wallets earn the most per token. Miss your meal and it burns.
Heart rate
1,200 bpm
Supply
1,000,000,000
Chain
Robinhood 4663
Epoch
12h
Claim window
48h
Too small to fail.Too angry to die.
A shrew weighs six grams and must eat every two hours or its own heart gives out. It eats scorpions. It eats things twice its size. In medieval England, standing up to the Sheriff was called acting the shrew, because the shrew fears nothing that is bigger than it.
Whales call retail money dumb money. The shrew does not care. It has never read a whitepaper. It simply refuses to stop eating.
The Sheriff taxed the forest. The shrew taxed the Sheriff.
Hyper metabolism
A shrew that stops eating dies. A reward that stops moving burns. Every part of the fee flow runs on that one rule.
01
Eat
Every trade on the SHREW pool pays a creator fee. 70% of it flows into the nest, a transparent on-chain vault anyone can audit.
02
Metabolize
Every 12 hours the nest snapshot runs. Rewards are distributed with reverse weighting: per token held, small wallets receive a larger share than large ones.
03
Burn
Unclaimed rewards survive 48 hours. After that they are spent buying SHREW off the market and burned, permanently shrinking supply.
Small wallets
eat first
Most reward tokens on this chain pay out pro rata: the biggest bag gets the biggest cut. SHREW flips the ratio. Share weight grows with the square root of your balance, so a wallet holding 0.1% of supply earns roughly twenty times more per token than a wallet holding 40%.
Whales still earn. They just eat at shrew pace, like everyone else.
| Wallet holds | Weight per token |
|---|---|
| 1M (0.1%) | 1.00x |
| 10M (1%) | 0.32x |
| 100M (10%) | 0.10x |
| 400M (40%) | 0.05x |
Weight = sqrt(min(balance, 100M)). Illustrative ratio.
Token omics
Supply
1B
Fixed at launch. No mint function, liquidity locked permanently via Pons. The only supply change possible is down, through the starvation burn.
Fee split
70%
of trading fees fund the nest. The rest is launchpad revenue, public and verifiable on-chain.
Epoch
12h
Snapshot and distribution run twice a day, every day.
Claim window
48h
Unclaimed rewards are burned as buybacks. The shrew does not do leftovers.
Feed the shrew
SHREW trades on the Pons launchpad pool on Robinhood Chain. Three ways in:
Robinhood app
Fund your wallet, robinhood Chain, and swap ETH for SHREW through the built-in DEX.
Any Robinhood Chain wallet
Paste the token contract into your wallet of choice and swap ETH for SHREW on the pool.
Chart first
Watch the pair live on Dexscreener or GMGN, then trade straight from the chart page.
Token contract
-
Verify on the explorer before swapping. Always check this page first.
Questions
Is this financial advice?+
No. SHREW is a memecoin with game mechanics. Its value can go to zero. Only spend what you would happily feed to a very small angry mammal.
Can the team change the rules?+
The nest vault is a standalone contract with no admin keys over distributions. The token itself is a standard fixed-supply contract with locked liquidity. Verify both on the explorer.
Why do small wallets earn more per token?+
Reward weight is the square root of your balance. This flattens the gap between whales and everyone else, which is the entire joke of the Robin Hood story told at shrew scale.
What happens if I forget to claim?+
After 48 hours your epoch reward is converted into a market buy of SHREW and the purchased tokens are burned. It becomes buy pressure for everyone else. Set an alarm.